omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
where were you/what were you doing when midnight memories leaked
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
- Unknown (via l-eer)
that friend that always tries to please you
Maya Angelou (via thelittlephilosopher)
- (via fantasiesandgraves)
This is incredibly accurate and magnificently timed(via velvetwebs)
Semaj recalls having a 3some that goes incredible wrong
"you might be gay son"
"we dead talking" … "like this bitch not even here"
"dick suckin heaven"
- (via lipstick-bullet)
Anonymous said: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
no we just hold it in for a week.
Don’t date men who disrespect women, doesn’t matter if he’s nice to you. If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, nah.
If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, he’ll get around to you sooner or later.
Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job.
Aries- I love you MORE
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo- Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?