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lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

where were you/what were you doing when midnight memories leaked

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clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

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"There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need to change your life or you’re the one that will change theirs."

- Unknown   (via l-eer)

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methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

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"When you get, give. When you learn, teach."

-

Maya Angelou (via thelittlephilosopher)

Amen.

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"You never know how sick you are until you try to recover."

- (via fantasiesandgraves)

This is incredibly accurate and magnificently timed

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misplacedstar:

thankgodforthepyrex:

la-bae:

tubestick:

iverbz:

incognegroo:

Semaj recalls having a 3some that goes incredible wrong

"you might be gay son"

"we dead talking" … "like this bitch not even here"

HAHAHAHAHA

"dick suckin heaven"

Lmao

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"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.."

- (via lipstick-bullet)

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Anonymous said: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

cutely-perverted:

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

Lol

tamorapierce:

problackgirl:

Don’t date men who disrespect women, doesn’t matter if he’s nice to you. If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, nah.

If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, he’ll get around to you sooner or later.

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panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

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How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

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